You may be asking why I picked only 4 reasons instead of the cliche 5. Well, aside from lazyness, I wanted to stand out... So lets get down to business.
4.LastPlace-
During my short stay on vgchartz, I've noticed that xbox fans are in the vast minority. This has confused me greatly. "Why in the world does the highest selling HD console have the least amount of supporters?" I have thought long and hard about this mystery and to no avail, I remain clueless. But perhaps the answer can be found in something I call The Darkhorse Syndrom. Or in other words 'Last place = best'. If you want proof of this just look at those guys from the movie 'Miracle'. Or that Spartucus guy from that one gladiator movie. Or the PS3. Last=best. Come on people, it's time to offically recognize something, xbox fans ARE the best. I may be the Sony leader but I take no shame in admitting this fact. And by being the best, they are in last place.
See?
3. They could kill you in real life-
I ask you but one simple question. What genre of games rule the xbox 360? If you said shooters then congratulations, you are correct! Not only are there more shooters than anything else on the xbox but they sell the best. Just look at the sales of Halo 3. As we all know, FPS's = training for warfare. They teach people how to shoot, aim and wait under cover as their bubble shield recharges.
"Do you want to fight one of these Halo playing, fighting machines?"
Not I sir, not I.
2. They don't have this guy
One thing that suprises me greatly is that the xbox 360 has no high profile fanboy. Yes, of course there are trolls here and there but the xbox community is as a whole, clean. Most of the time, one can have a logical conversation about Sony or Nintendo with an xbox fan pimped out with Gears of War and Halo 3 in his sig and avatar. Perpaps I'm wrong, but this is how I see it: For xbox, there's nobody. For Wii, it's Malstrom. For ps3 it's... it's... IT'S THIS GUY!!!
Be glad xbox people. You do not understand the pain of having this guy on your side. Perhaps I can enlist a Halo player to kill him... Hmmm...
1.AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!1
Alright, Microsoft is an American company. And predictably, most xbox fans are Americans. If you find youself disagreeing with me, simply look at this chart:
Yep, xbox is America's console all right. Even President Obama recognized this during one of his speeches.
AMERICA FUCK YHEA!!!
Thank you for your time and have a nice day.
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